So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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