everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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