That's intense
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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