I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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