If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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