Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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