as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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