I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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