Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I will die if light touches me.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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