Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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