I love black thongs
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We have started to decorate penises.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
