she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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