is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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