i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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