puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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