He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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