There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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