I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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