Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
