I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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go home
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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