Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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