Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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