so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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