Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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