yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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