Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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