So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Send help, water and tortillas.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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