i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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