I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
