is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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