I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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