So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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