I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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