Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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