He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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