Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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