brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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