Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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