You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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