Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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