I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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