As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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