Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
time to smoke my breakfast
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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