if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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