Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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