btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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