awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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