Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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