In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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