Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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