come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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