He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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