I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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