She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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