I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
