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(650): View more from California

from now on my penis is your penis

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(630): View more from Illinois

i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.

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(765): View more from Indiana

A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.

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(432): View more from Texas

Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.

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(708): View more from Illinois

We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.

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(310): View more from California

I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.

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